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Measure, don’t count

Don’t be an asshole. Assholes aren’t reporting metrics. They are reporting counts. Don’t fuck around with counts. Get on real metrics.

It’s not just about cultivating a great team around you (that’s a given). It is also about fucking with the right partners.

If you want to do something new, go do it. What the fuck are they going to do?

Don’t expect people to know what the fuck you’re talking about. Tell a story with a plot and clear call to action.

Your garbage technology comes from your stupid technology acquisition process. Your processes can be fixed and you can play a key role in that.